The Rules of Grace

Ontem, depois de contar-lhe o mais recente incidente da minha larga lista de desastres, o P. obrigou-me a pegar num papel e numa caneta, e a redigir o que me ia ditando... Aqui fica o meu desafio para este mês:

"The Rules of Grace"

by Peter D. Weller

1. Don't run up or down the stairs

2. Don't keep open liquids beside computers and/or any other electronic equipments

3. When cooking, always leave the handle pointing to the side

4. Objects that are placed on or near other hot objects tend to get hot, and thus should be handled with oven gloves

5. When drinking, take a brief moment to think on the drinking process

6. Always be aware of where yours and other people's drinks are

7. Practice walking with care

8. Always take into account the law of gravity.